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Be a Rat, Narc on MLB Players for Improper Tobacco Use

If you see a player with a pack of chew… or taking a dip while scribbling his name on your brat’s ball… you as a fan, can now become an informant for Major League Baseball.

Under last fall’s new Collective Bargaining Agreement, players or club officials and representatives are faced with more strict tobacco usage guidelines:

Not Allowed:

  • Carrying a tobacco tin or package in their uniforms or on their bodies at games, batting practice, or any time fans are in the ballpark
  • Using smokeless tobacco during televised interviews
  • Using smokeless tobacco at autograph sessions
  • Using smokeless tobacco at public meet-and-greets and other team-sponsored events

Allowed:

  • Having smokeless tobacco visible in the mouth while on the field or in the dugout

If you see a violation in progress, jump over to the TobaccoFreeKids.org “Be a Snitch” form and get started.

Now, remember to use this form correctly:

Do

  • Rat on your team’s opponents
  • Snitch on you own team’s players who are terrible, yet still have a job
  • Narc on the opponent, even if your accusation is not true

Do Not

  • Rat-out your own team’s star players

Now, I am 100% positive NOBODY will misuse this form and MLB will NOT receive ANY false reports!

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