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The 2014 Royals are 1981 Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an instant success story as a young child.  He was quickly recognized as an incredible talent with huge potential as a member of The Jacksons/Jackson 5 in the early 1970′s.  He experienced some success from the get-go, but there was still uncertainty about his solo career.  Would he outgrow his voice when hormones got Keep Reading

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This year’s Kansas City Royals are 2014 Justin Bieber

Spring Training is upon us and “hope springs eternal” at this time of the year in every Major League Baseball camp.  Everyone had a nice offseason, worked hard to strengthen his core muscles, is in the best shape of his life, completely changed his diet, really got his swing back by going back to what Keep Reading

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Eric Hosmer has reached “stud” status

About six weeks ago, my buddy Cardinals Fan was in KC visiting for a long weekend.  The two of us sat down and talked baseball with our buddy Jayson and the Royals’ summer of excitement was the topic of conversation.  At that time, the Royals were fresh off their losing streak heading into the All-Star Keep Reading

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Is Aaron Crow a Bust?

You may remember Aaron Crow’s amateur career.  Stud starting pitcher at the University of Missouri.  He was a high first round draft pick for the Washington Nationals in 2008 (9th pick) but they were unable to sign him and he went back into the draft in 2009.  The Kansas City Royals grabbed him with the 12th pick Keep Reading

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Jeff Francoeur triples, celebrates with an Eddie Rodriguez sac slap

On Monday night, the Royals broke their 2 game skid, winning 8-2 over the Tampa Bay Rays (I still want to say Devil). Batting 7th, Jeff Francouer had a nice game, going 2 for 4 with an RBI and a triple… and a celebratory tap of 3rd base coach Eddie Rodriguez’s balls. The best part Keep Reading

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Are the 2013 Kansas City Royals really just Zack Siler?

Today I stumbled across the following post on a Kansas City Royals message board that I frequent: “Just remember when the team started 18-11 a few years back, how good that felt, then reality set in and the true Royals showed up…it could still all fall apart.” This is perhaps the most difficult war that Keep Reading

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2013 Kansas City Royals: Pessimist Edition

There are a lot of Kansas City Royals fans who are excited for 2013.  The possibility of contending for the division title, a wild card spot, or at least breaking .500 for the first time in 10 seasons has them ready for April 1st.  The man pictured above is not one of them.  There are Keep Reading

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Hope for the Royals in 2013 (no, seriously)

Spring Training is here!!!  Royals pitchers and catchers have reported and the rest of the squad is due in late this week.  As they say in Major League Baseball, hope springs eternal.  Every team has a chance for hope-even if they lost 100 games the previous season.  There are constant examples of worst to first Keep Reading

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Luke Hochevar is the Hot Girl You [Dated] Back in the Day

This just in…..Luke Hochevar sucks.  This also just in…….the Kansas City Royals are a bunch of god-damned idiots.  I could just stop there and you would nod silently and go about your day. Instead, let us delve into the latest chapter of whichever of those first two statement you think should be the title of Keep Reading

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Free Agent Pitcher Preview: 8 Pitchers That Should Draw the Royals’ Interest

As the Kansas City Royals 2012 campaign meets its ultimate conclusion, the organization must improve their starting pitching heading into 2013. With a roster burgeoning of young, capable talent in the field, the 2012 rotation pitched the Royals from relevance and into a top-ten draft slot next season. Although likely to field a 2013 rotation Keep Reading

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