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The 2014 Royals are 1981 Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an instant success story as a young child.  He was quickly recognized as an incredible talent with huge potential as a member of The Jacksons/Jackson 5 in the early 1970′s.  He experienced some success from the get-go, but there was still uncertainty about his solo career.  Would he outgrow his voice when hormones got Keep Reading

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2013 Kansas City Royals: Pessimist Edition

There are a lot of Kansas City Royals fans who are excited for 2013.  The possibility of contending for the division title, a wild card spot, or at least breaking .500 for the first time in 10 seasons has them ready for April 1st.  The man pictured above is not one of them.  There are Keep Reading

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Hope for the Royals in 2013 (no, seriously)

Spring Training is here!!!  Royals pitchers and catchers have reported and the rest of the squad is due in late this week.  As they say in Major League Baseball, hope springs eternal.  Every team has a chance for hope-even if they lost 100 games the previous season.  There are constant examples of worst to first Keep Reading

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Luke Hochevar is the Hot Girl You [Dated] Back in the Day

This just in…..Luke Hochevar sucks.  This also just in…….the Kansas City Royals are a bunch of god-damned idiots.  I could just stop there and you would nod silently and go about your day. Instead, let us delve into the latest chapter of whichever of those first two statement you think should be the title of Keep Reading

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Free Agent Pitcher Preview: 8 Pitchers That Should Draw the Royals’ Interest

As the Kansas City Royals 2012 campaign meets its ultimate conclusion, the organization must improve their starting pitching heading into 2013. With a roster burgeoning of young, capable talent in the field, the 2012 rotation pitched the Royals from relevance and into a top-ten draft slot next season. Although likely to field a 2013 rotation Keep Reading

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A Sneak Peek at the Royals 2013 Rotation

Starting pitching is the name of the game. As the season winds down into another losing campaign, the Royals have one clear problem to address in the offseason—starting pitching. Fielding a rotation with a record of 36-50 and an ERA of 5.22 (as of August 16th), the Royals’ rotation has effectively decimated their chances of Keep Reading

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Did the Kansas City Royals just become… SMART?!!!!

Today we learned that Melky Cabrera has been suspended for 50 games for violation of the MLB performance-enhancing substance policy for having tested positive due to elevated testosterone. One cannot help but wonder if Dayton Moore (or someone else within the Kansas City Royals organization) had knowledge of Cabrera’s use of PEDs last season when Keep Reading

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